I Hate Solicitors

I feel like being in a ranty mood, so here we go.

This evening I was accosted by a solicitor.  She rang my doorbell and knocked on my door, not a friendly knock mind you, but the kind that announces, "HEY, I'M HERE TO SELL YOU SOMETHING YOU DON'T NEED AND AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A JERK IF YOU DON'T BUY SOMETHING FROM ME."  She shook my hand immediately after I opened the door and I noticed at once that she held a bottle of water. "One of those," I thought to myself.

"You're not trying to sell me water, are you?," I asked with a cocked eyebrow.

"Water, no, but water filtration," she responded, as if I didn't know that before hand.

These people are funny because they try and take a bottle of water (which invariably is just tap water, too) and compare it to the gross tap water that you somehow manage to survive drinking. They then try to trick you into buying their filtration equipment because you must be less than human (hey, even dogs turn their noses at that stuff!) because you drink from that cesspool of a tap. Truth be told, I agree, which is why our fridge does all the drinking water filtrating. But I digress.

I told her that her people had already been through the neighborhood and that I wasn't interested.

"Oh, but we're a different company!", she retorted. This seemed to get under her skin quite a bit because I am sure that even if she were representing a different company she must get told that a fair amount.

"Sorry," I apologized, "I really am not interested." At that point she made a funny face because I started closing the door. She started trying to say something, but more firmly repeated the same thing. Close the door, lock it.

This same scene has been played out too many times with other people selling cutlery, vacuums, steaks (steaks?!), cleaning supplies and other wares. There is quite the array of products they peddle , but the annoyance and sham is still the same. One guy even tried to ask to come in for a glass of water, once, in a pathetic attempt to gain entrance to my house. It did feel unchristian at the time, what with a blistering heat outside, but the inner sanctum of many homes has been breached on too many an occasion by those trying to prey upon the indulgences of a too trusting society.

The tactic that seems to work for me is to not let them talk. Like the Sirens of myth, you cannot be ensnared if you never give them a chance to speak. To normal human interaction, such actions seem uncivil or rude, but so also is making a living out of accosting and duping people into buying something.

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my cousin sells knifes right now and it was painful listening to his pitch, even with him being family. he had the hardest sell imaginable, we almost cut him short even though we went to his house specifically to watch his pitch.
Left by honest bob on Apr 27, 2010 11:42 PM

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i just think someone should be able to be home without unwanted calls and door knocks. I just had one come by and woke my child up. ANNOYING.
Left by Alma on Oct 26, 2010 4:59 PM

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If you do not like solicitors, I think you may be ignorant as to how business that use door-to-door marketing work. Door-to-door sales are actually a way to keep product-pricing down because it generally costs less to hire a team of a dozen people for a summer job than to get an ad on the radio or on TV. I work door-to-door and I receive a ridiculous, sometimes dumbfounding amount of judgment from home-owners. I do not blame them, it is important to keep your personal and monetary safety at a high priority. Yes, we are trained to break people's guard. No, our product is not bullshit. I won't tell you who I work for even though my company is doing its part to save the earth by helping people go solar. These are human beings you are hating though. Most of them are not criminals, but just people who found a company who would hire them while they go to school to get a better job. That is who I am. When you watch TV, you also have to watch commercials, it's the reason you can watch cable TV. If you just realize that we are walking, talking commercials. If a knock on your door ruins your day, then you have other, internal problems you need to deal with, like procrastination. Get a NO SOLICITORS plaque, it is then illegal to market a product at your door.
Left by Brad on May 10, 2011 3:59 PM

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@Brad - Whether these tactics keep prices low or not is beyond the point. I don't want their services. So if they cost a lot or not, it really is moot. I'm cool with flyers and coupons, but there is nothing that these folks could possibly offer me that I would purchase it from someone going door to door.

As far as commercials go: I don't watch TV and most of my Internet experience comes through filtered means. I know where to go when I'm looking for something, so it is quite pointless for advertisers to be so overt in their advertising to me.
Left by Wayne Hartman on May 12, 2011 6:50 PM

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